Meaning I'm fine (but literally (tiger tiger, horse horse)
A short one I'm afraid as I'm off for a foot massage under the bell tower. (don't worry it's all above board, or rather below the knees). Been having a fantastic time the past few days though rather tired. Been to the forbidden city, a martial arts show, the chinese opera, eaten proper Peking Duck, trekked through the jungle, done an overnight train and walked along 14km of the great wall. Very little to complain about actually. A lot of the others are having serious trouble with the local cuisine. On the Great Wall we had to stop every 20mins for one guy to hang his ass over the side! I can't wait for my turn! The toilets on motorways are worse than anyone ever told me though. Will include a photo ASAP. They are just rooms with holes in the floor that you have to squat over - no partitions. The Chinese stare a lot so you can find yourself, pants down over a stinking hole with a China man squating right next to you and checking you out from 2 feet away. It's enough to give anyone stage fright.
Shit, I have to go meet people. Will check in again ASAP!
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Shitting over the Great Wall - priceless - i'm nearly crying!
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